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Baby Makes Chimpanzee Best Friend at the Zoo

Congratulations on helping set the record for most people coming up with the same idea for a movie.

My heart is overflowing. I can’t talk about this. This has affected me in ways I have neither the energy nor intelligence to accurately describe. Nothing will ever be the same again.

Sure, it’s cute, but have you seen those chimpanzee reality shows on Animal Planet? If there was no glass between them, that human baby would have got beaten up pretty badly. These fuckers are dangerous.

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    zoos are great because human beings can make connections with animals they would never see in person, and fall in love...
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    Sure, it’s cute, but have you seen those chimpanzee reality shows on Animal Planet? If there was no glass between them,...
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    This is too cute
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    My heart is overflowing. I can’t talk about this. This has affected me in ways I have neither the energy nor...
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    um babys and monkeys dont mix
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    So cute :)